If cena were to get hit by a car, get shot by a monkey with an ak47, and get trampled by 99 elephants he would still kick out at 2.
I posted this on my old blog a long time ago, but I feel the need to post it again. This was after RAW 9/23 in Chicago, Punk beat the shit out of Paul Heyman, Ryback, and Curtis Axel with a kendo stick then went backstage. After a few moments of numerous “CM Punk” chants, he came out and said this. It feels so weird to listen to this now after the walk out.
people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level
😒 They Blow Me Bro
cold bloo that’s fuckin COLD
That’s Cold Bro 😩
IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"
"i dont know if thats her"
"i rly dont think thats her guys"
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
"holy shit shes hot"
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU
OWN IT FOR ALL OF US
How It Be Tho
isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you gave someone that was wrapped in recycled paper might have been someone’s suicide note and that the box jellyfish has 64 anuses
isn’t that weird to think about
This Got Me Thinking
How to find out which sibling your parents love more
this is so fucked up
I really really shouldn’t have laughed so hard at this
He Ain’t Gone Be The Same 😪
Is it too late to try to be myspace famous
I Wanna Be Famous On Something